Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"
nike tnShe says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
nike tnThe priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible! Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
nike tnShe says, "That he did, Father..."
nike tnThe priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
She says, "He said, "Please, Mary, put down that damn gun...""
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